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it really didnt even stink though
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[13 Jan 2007|04:51pm] |
The man in me will do nearly any task,
And as for compensation, there's little he would ask.
Take a woman like you
To get through to the man in me.
Storm clouds are raging all around my door,
I think to myself I might not take it any more.
Take a woman like your kind
To find the man in me.
But, oh, what a wonderful feeling
Just to know that you are near,
Sets my a heart a-reeling
From my toes up to my ears.
The man in me will hide sometimes to keep from bein' seen,
But that's just because he doesn't want to turn into some machine.
Took a woman like you
To get through to the man in me.
bob dylans the best
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[03 Dec 2006|02:23pm] |
acknowledgment
resolution
pursuance
psalm
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[31 Oct 2006|06:33pm] |
If you love the sacred and despise the ordinary,
you are still bobbing in the ocean of delusion.
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[22 Sep 2006|09:51pm] |
I made a great dinner, sausage baked in beer with tomatos, onions, celery, and beans YUM!
sarah was sick today but I MADE HER BETTER. cause im magic. but shes the best and i looooooooooove her.
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[25 Aug 2006|01:31pm] |
I keep looking for a place to fit,
Where I can speak my mind.
I've been trying hard to find the people,
That I won't leave behind.
They say I got brains
But they ain't doing me no good.
I wish they could
Each time things start to happen again,
I think I got something good goin' for myself
But what goes wrong
Sometimes I feel very sad
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can't find nothin' I can put my heart and soul into)
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can't find nothin' I can put my heart and soul into)
I guess I just wasn't made for these times
Every time I get the inspiration
To go change things around,
No one wants to help me look for places,
Where new things might be found.
Where can I turn when my fair weather friends cop out
What's it all about
Each time things start to happen again
I think I got something good goin' for myself
But what goes wrong
Sometimes I feel very sad
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can't find nothin' I can put my heart and soul into)
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can't find nothin' I can put my heart and soul into)
I guess I just wasn't made for these times
thats the story of MY life, brian wilson just wrote it.
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| HaiKU |
[20 Aug 2006|02:35pm] |
The dog is wounded
Time to Stave off infection
bite off your own leg
thank you
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[30 Jun 2006|07:47pm] |
sarahs great
i got work in the morning
i hate magic cause its all fake
im gonna see the omen
im making millions of cds today
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[30 May 2006|10:31am] |
its too hot
too hot
who wants to smoke
cause ill hold a magnifying glass ova ya
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[17 Apr 2006|08:24pm] |
He started the day with a mood and a shake.
He was finally arranged.
And someone said with a cold, hard chest, "You're a mess!"
He woke up at nights.
He thought he was twice.
He was moving away cause everyone thinks that it goes away with age.
Hold me now.
Don?t start shaking.
You keep me safe.
Don't ever think you're the only one when times are tough in your new age. You betther be cool at the time.
He?s walking along with his soul in his lungs.
Ya stare at him long you can find a new song.
Everyone thinks they've got a new phrase.
But you're still miles away.
You're still miles away.
I said, "You're still miles away."
Hold me now. Don't start shaking.
You keep me safe. Don't ever think you're the only one when times are tough in your new age.
POLYPHONIC SPREE RULES
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[10 Apr 2006|02:16pm] |
Artists > Pink Floyd > Bike
Submitted by Demau Senae on April 1, 2001
I've got a bike, you can ride if you like
it's got a basket, a bell that rings
and things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
but I borrowed it
You're the kind of girl
that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything, everything
if you want thing
I've got a cloak, it's a bit of a joke
there's a tear up the front, it's red and black
I've had it for months
if you think it gould look good
then I guess it should
I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house
I don't know why I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse
I've got a clan of gingerbread men
here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men
take a couple if you wish, they're on the dish
I know a room of musical tunes
Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork
let's go into the other room and make them work
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[09 Apr 2006|02:34pm] |
nice bruise...
do i have a bruise?
uh huh.
hahaha
thats not a good entry.
hahahahaha
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[26 Mar 2006|02:57pm] |
uuuhhhhhhhhh hmmmm
its all about the 7 mile fair............
mexicans
food
and atari 2600's still in the box for 20$s
cant fuck with that.
its all about flea markets
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[19 Mar 2006|03:53pm] |
i lost my to favorite things.......
my left slipper, and my chrondidly.
hey man what are you?
oh me?
im just a dude
Hey man whats cool?
oh nothing......
nothing is cool.
thats the conversation that has been in my head for 2 days.
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[28 Feb 2006|01:54pm] |
Ive been sober for a week..........dont i get a fuckin keychain or something.
very bored somebody hang out with me well sarahs at work.
i can only play dynasty warriors for so long.
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[19 Feb 2006|09:41pm] |
my stomach hurts..........i need stop drinking for a couple days.
i sleep till 5 pm, but im gonna get a caliber job making lots of money in a month, hopefully less.
nothings good on tv. im starving.
i gotta pick up sarah at 11
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[09 Feb 2006|12:00pm] |
its been agreed the whole world stinks so no ones taking showers anymore..............
i never wanna shit shave or shower cause im a fucking drunk.
i gotta call me bossman so i can work.
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[07 Feb 2006|11:53am] |
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respect your hangover, not everyone can get drunk everyday like the real drunks.
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[05 Feb 2006|03:59am] |
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i guess no matter how right you are, your wrong..........hhhmmmmmmmm cant win em all
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| im a fungai |
[05 Feb 2006|12:47am] |
the Wit
(66% dark, 23% spontaneous, 21% vulgar) |
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 86% on darkness |
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You scored higher than 3% on spontaneity |
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You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity |
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